Fear of Mae Hoodie – Funny Portuguese Mom Sweatshirt | João’s List Humor & Culture Merch
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Show your love (and respect!) for Portuguese moms with the Fear of Mae Hoodie — because everyone knows Mae means business. 😎
This comfy hoodie features bold lettering and a playful design, perfect for anyone who grew up learning to never underestimate their Portuguese mother. It’s a mix of humor, culture, and style — and guaranteed to spark laughs wherever you go.
Why you’ll love it:
- 👕 Soft, premium-quality hoodie — perfect for cozy days or casual outings
- 😂 Funny & relatable — a humorous nod to Portuguese family life
- 🇵🇹 Celebrate your roots — proudly shows off Portuguese culture
- 🎁 Great gift idea — perfect for moms, family members, or anyone who appreciates a laugh
Details:
- Unisex fit for all-day comfort
- Soft cotton/polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Designed by João’s List
Perfect for:
- Portuguese families & cultural enthusiasts
- Friends or relatives looking for a unique, funny gift
- Pop-up shop visitors and online shoppers alike
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Details:
A cozy midweight hoodie that quietly declares a small, fiery passion. Soft ring-spun cotton and a brushed interior make it warm without feeling bulky. The front features a compact, minimalist print — stacked white text with a tiny red flame silhouette — placed slightly left of center for a modern, lived-in look. Dropped shoulders and a classic cut keep the silhouette relaxed and easy to layer. Thoughtfully made in sustainably certified facilities and finished with a tear-away label for comfort. Wear it for calm evenings, brisk walks, or when you want to carry a subtle spark with you.
Product features
- Brushed midweight fabric (8.4 oz) for warmth without bulk
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra insulation and clean shape
- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 plus FLA and WRAP-certified manufacturing
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders and tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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